California Governor Announces Frosted Mercury Flakes for Kids (satire)

4 May


(NaturalNews) In order to make sure the children of California become just as brain damaged as the state’s legislators, California Governor Jerry Brown has announced a plan to launch Frosted Mercury Flakes cereal that’s fortified with the same health-promoting metals used in vaccines.

The cereal consists primarily of sugar-coated mercury flakes that are stabilized with aluminum and preserved with formaldehyde — all the same ingredients still used in vaccines. It will be handed out for free to all California households. Households living in poverty or occupied by minorities will be given two boxes of the cereal.

“People who say Frosted Mercury Flakes is bad for human health are anti-science,” said Gov. Brown in a televised statement. “The science is clear: if mercury and aluminum are safe enough to inject into children, they’re also safe enough to eat for breakfast.”

What Governor Brown won’t say publicly, however, is that California’s political leadership is intentionally trying to recreate Idiocracy while producing a new generation of autistic workers who can run the state’s ever-expanding bureaucracy which consists primarily of mindless, repetitive tasks.

If children are allowed to grow up with fully-intact brains that function at a high level, they might question the idiocy of California’s political leadership. “Brain-damaged children are the bedrock of California’s political and economic future,” insisted Gov. Brown. “Remember, these are tomorrow’s voters! It is our duty to make sure they remain fully capable of limited thinking.”

Frosted Mercury Flakes is manufactured by General Pills and a rumor is circulating that it will soon be available on the shelves at Whole Foods, right next to the brown rice protein.

Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/049573_Frosted_Mercury_Flakes_childrens_cereal_Governor_Brown.html#ixzz3ZBsjHeS7
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Yes the above is Satire….but sadly, based on truth….

My Kid isn’t “Unprotected,” OK?

1 May

Why Unvaccinated Kids Are MORE Protected Against Disease

Levi Quackenboss

protectedIf I hear one more time that unvaccinated children are “unprotected” from common diseases I’m going to lose it.  For crying out loud, how on Earth did the modern human race survive for 200,000 years with such a sissy immune system?

That was a trick question.  Our immune systems are fine until something is injected to wreck them up.  “But wait, Quack!” you say.  “200,000 years ago the average lifespan was only 33! Right thurr is proof of how much we need vaccines!”

Vaccines for what?  Drowning?  Wooly mammoths?  Falling out of trees?  Here’s how it was in the caveman years:  if you could make it to puberty, you’d live long enough to die of old age, and there ain’t no vaccine for that.

Do you know what my kid has protecting him from scary diseases?

GODA God-given freaking immune system.  In the words of a fed-up autism mom: people…

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Ready to Learn the REAL Causes of Cancer & Alzheimers?

25 Apr

Excellent article by Dr. Burton Goldberg, author of numerous books on how to overcome dis-ease using ‘alternative’ medicine. This article addresses on the real causes behind the avalanche of systemic diseases that we think are “normal” today…

“This is the second part in a series of articles in which I’m going to reveal proof that the government is lying to you about many areas of your health—and that of your children. I’m going to show you exactly what you should do to protect the health of yourself and your loved ones. We need to start a health revolution. In these articles I’m going to show you why and how. I invite you to go as deep as you want to by clicking on the links in this article to see more of the proof that what I’m saying is true.

Full article:

http://www.burtongoldberg.com/causes-of-cancer-alzheimer.html

First They Came for the Anti-Vaxxers

23 Apr

Dr. Tenpenny said:
“Pour yourself a beverage and spend extra time reading this incredibly well written/documented article. Then share it, print it for a hand out and save it in your folders. Refutes every pro-vaccine argument spewed out by pharma’s propaganda team: the Media, Offit and others.”

I agree…a beautifully written & entertaining article. Unfortunately those who need to read it most probably won’t because they worship their doctors & Big Pharmas lies.

Two quotes:
Whatever Your Views on Vaccines, the Prospect of Forced Vaccination Ought to Make You Very Very Afraid

Do those who believe in mandated vaccination really want to establish the precedent of granting a government body the power to compel people to be injected with substances against their will? You may support the forced vaccination of other people’s children because you think vaccines are undeniably beneficial and problem-free. But you may not be so thrilled about the next substance the state decides everyone should have forced into their veins.”
And
“The pro-vaccine lobby has done a phenomenal job of inciting fear among the American public in a way that happens to serve its interests: Fear of little children who may not have been vaccinated; fear of other parents who may make choices different from yours; fear of a disease that in the developed world is far less deadly than lightning strikes. But they’ve left out one of the most frightening specters of all, one that has a truly horrifying historical record of death and destruction: An all-powerful state that can literally do whatever it wishes to those living under it. If that prospect frightens you less than the remote possibility that you might contract measles from my five year old, then quite frankly you scare the hell out of me.”

Link to full article:

First They Came for the Anti-Vaxxers.

Holiday Vodka Cake

23 Apr

Every holiday season we are asked to make something special for a family function. Some make cookies, others bake casseroles, and some prepare appetizers. During the hustle and bustle, I suggest you keep things as simple as possible and put your love into this delicious, easy to prepare cake. You can’t mess it up, but if by chance you do, don’t worry . . . you won’t notice.

Vodka Cake

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice

4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle vodka
2 cups dried fruit.
1 Tsp vanilla

Sample a cup of vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the vodka is still okay.

Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl, and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time, trying to count it. Mix on the turner.

Did you put vanilla extra track in yet? Oh . . . you drank it when you were testing the vodka? It’s okay, just put rum ererer in. Looks like vaniller.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the vodka.

Now shit shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.

To My Dearest Friend

22 Apr

WARNING: You should have at least half a box of tissues handy before reading the following. Animal lovers may need a full box.

To my dearest friend.

I stood by your bed last night; I came to have a peep.
I could see that you were crying you found it hard to sleep.
I spoke to you softly as you brushed away a tear,
“It’s me, I haven’t left you, I’m well, I’m fine, I’m here.”

I was close to you at breakfast, I watched you pour the tea,
You were thinking of the many times, your hands reached down to me.
I was with you at the shops today; your arms were getting sore.
I longed to take your parcels, I wish I could do more.

I was with you at my grave today; you tend it with such care.
I want to re-assure you, that I’m not lying there.
I walked with you towards the house, as you fumbled for your key.
I gently put my paw on you; I smiled and said, “it’s me.”

You looked so very tired, and sank into a chair.
I tried so hard to let you know, that I was standing there.
It’s possible for me, to be so near you everyday.
To say to you with certainty, “I never went away.”
You sat there very quietly, then smiled, I think you knew…
in the stillness of that evening, I was very close to you.

The day is over… I smile and watch you yawning
and say “good-night, God bless, I’ll see you in the morning.”
And when the time is right for you to cross the brief divide,
I’ll rush across to greet you and we’ll stand, side by side.
I have so many things to show you, there is so much for you to see.
Be patient, live your journey out…then come home to me.

By
“Missing You”
Colleen Fitzsimmons ©
In memory of Shadow

More disturbing details emerge over Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales and his porn network history – NaturalNews.com

20 Apr

Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales has been publishing outrageous lies about alternative & holistic medicine on Wikipedia. Now more disturbing details emerge about his porn network history.
I no longer consult Wikipedia for anything; it cannot be trusted and I don’t want to support a pornographer.

via More disturbing details emerge over Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales and his porn network history – NaturalNews.com.

Aspirin Alternatives

20 Apr

Source: (NaturalNews) http://naturalnews.com

1) Cannabis (marijuana). The first and arguably most effective natural pain reliever is cannabis, or marijuana, which scientists from the U.S. Institute of Medicine (IoM) have determined treats all sorts of pain, both chronic and acute. As it turns out, the human body contains cannabinoid receptors that respond to marijuana cannabinoids such as tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) and cannabidiol (CBD).

As explained in the book Marijuana As Medicine?: The Science Beyond the Controversy, published by the National Academies Press, peripheral nerves throughout the body that detect pain sensations contain abundant cannabinoid receptors, which are directly activated by the cannabinoids found naturally in marijuana. When consumed, cannabis effectively blocks pain, including extreme pain caused by autoimmune diseases and cancer, without causing harmful side effects.

2) White willow bark. The natural herb used to produce aspirin, white willow bark, contains a substance known as salicin that, upon entering the stomach, turns into salicylic acid. This powerful substance is recognized in the scientific literature as an effective remedy for inflammation, fever, gastric upset and various other forms of pain. Both traditional Chinese and European medicine favor white willow bark as a treatment for headaches, lower back pain, osteoarthritis and inflammatory conditions such as bursitis and tendinitis.

3) Boswellia. Also known as “Indian frankincense,” boswellia extract is another powerful anti-inflammatory substance found in boswellia trees. It is rich in boswellic acids that help improve blood flow to joints and block inflammatory white blood cells from entering damaged tissue. One study found that boswellia helped reduce the pain index of pain patients by 90 percent, as well as spur 70 percent of ulcerative colitis patients into total remission.

4) Capsaicin. Primarily a topical pain reliever, capsaicin helps relieve nerve, muscle and joint pain by blocking a chemical in the body known as “substance P” that transmits pain signals to the brain. Since it is found naturally in chili peppers, capsaicin cream can very easily be made at home by mixing cayenne pepper powder with a delivery oil such as almond or jojoba, along with beeswax. An excellent recipe for this is available here:
EverydayRoots.com.

5) Cat’s claw. Also known as Uncaria tomentosa, or una de gato, cat’s claw is a South American herb that contains powerful anti-inflammatory agents that aid in naturally blocking production of prostaglandin, a hormone that contributes to pain and inflammation. It has been used for hundreds of years in traditional medicine, and modern science has found that it can promote DNA repair, joint health, immune function and normal cell division.

Omega-3 fatty acids. Sometimes referred to as grease for the joints, omega-3 fatty acids like the kinds found naturally in salmon, krill, skate and other sea animals, as well as hemp, chia and flax seeds, are a powerful and all-natural anti-inflammatory medicine. They are constantly being reported to help ease chronic pain and inflammatory conditions, as well as reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease.

Rheumatoid arthritis sufferers can also benefit from omega-3s, which have been shown to help relieve joint pain and morning stiffness, as well as quell inflammation naturally, potentially better than non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs).

7) Curcumin. One of the primary active components in turmeric, curcumin is widely regarded as a potent painkiller. Similar to capsaicin, curcumin helps block pain signals from reaching the brain, and chronic pain sufferers report dramatic relief from taking it daily. And the BCM-95 variety of curcumin in particular reportedly fights the joint-damaging effects of arthritis by targeting a range of inflammatory targets all at once.

Jesus Taught Reincarnation

20 Apr

A book was written over 20 years ago that i believe is one of the most important ever written…and yet practically no one has heard of it. 

The book is “Why Jesus Taught Reincarnation: A Better News Gospel” by Dr. Herbert Puryear.  Why so important? Because this book, aimed primarily at Christians who think that a belief in reincarnation is somehow ‘wrong’, goes to great lengths to explain how belief in reincarnation was not only a ‘given’ in Jesus’ time, but Jesus actually taught it. Or at least tried to .. so many of his teachngs on this & other vital topics were expunged from the Bible at a later date.

“The Council of Nicea took the wings off of Jesus’ message, and replaced them with chains” –Whitley Streiber, http://unknowncountry.com.

Other reviewers of this book on Amazon have given excellent synopsis of important areas of the book, so I’m not going to re-cap what the book says. I just want to express my opinion that a great Lie was presented to early Christians as doctrine; this was done primarily or perhaps solely to keep ‘the people’ under control of the Church. One life .. one shot … do as we say, or you are forever damned. Very, very scary to your average peasant. No wonder those alms boxes were kept full.

Dr. Puryear does the western world a great service by explaining in an academic & well-researched manner just how wrong this idea of ‘one life’ really is .. and how references to reincarnation were distorted into the ‘exclusionary’ belief system embraced by so many Christians today: God loves you, Jesus loves you but if you don’t believe in Jesus EXACTLY as we (aka Catholics, Baptists, Methodists, Jehovah Witness, –insert your religion of choice here– ) do, then you WILL go to HELL forever and ever and ever. Which means about 80% of the people who have ever lived are there right now.
Yeah, God REALLY must love us!
Think for a second .. that is ridiculous.

So if you’re a Bible-thumpin’ Christian, stop thumpin’ for a minute, open your mind and read this book. Once you get what Jesus was REALLY trying to teach us, it is mind-blowing, and far greater than imagined. He was NEVER ‘exclusive’, He was trying to show us how to navigate this physical world and eventually ascend as He did. That takes way more than one physical lifetime.

Non-Christians will gain from this book as well, just be warned Dr. Puryear is writing mainly for Christians holding conventional beliefs. He is trying (and I think succeeds) to give them the REALLY Good News.

I hope Dr. Puryear writes an update to this book soon. In the meantime, please get a copy for yourself, one for your Pastor and one for your Church library. The sooner this ‘Good News’ gets out, the better for us all.

Western Medical Voodoo

20 Apr

One day…maybe decades from now but I hope sooner….we will look back on this era of “modern scientific western medicine” the way we currently view leeches, drilling holes in the head and examining laboring mothers with unwashed hands. 80% or more of our medical practices are not “scientific”. They serve only one purpose: enrich the drug companies & pad the bank accounts of unscrupulous doctors.  

Many doctors are honest & well-intentioned, but horrifically brainwashed by their medical school training. They are taught to think alternative, holistic medicine (homeopathy, naturopathy, Chinese acupuncture & herbs) is “Voodoo”.
Yet it is Western-trained doctors who are practicing Voodoo, aka medicine designed only to promote Big Pharma and it’s never-ending stream of toxins. And to hell with people’s lives or suffering.